Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.When I told this joke to a class of my students once, they groaned in unison. One student at the front of the class didn’t seem to realise it was a joke. Or just didn’t get it. “So where was your pillow?” she asked.
Good Lord - you ATE YOUR PILLOW IN YOUR SLEEP??? A prodigy!
ReplyDeleteNo no you don't need to EAT the pillow to look like Father Christmas just stuff it up your robe!!
ReplyDeleteI would get started on the beard as well if I were you, not long to go...
*groans* ha ha.
ReplyDeleteI was in that class - I think she was from across the Channel - culture clash, just didn't understand English humour
ReplyDeleteFrench... that explains it ;-)
ReplyDeleteI thought she was Spanish!
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought the sleeping picture was of you! Handsome chap isn't he...?
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