Tuesday 9 February 2010

Phil 'n' Fern

Today I posted two letters. One to Philip Schofield. The other to Fern Britton. Not sure how that happened.

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  1. ...the meaning of life?...candy!

    ...i invite you to join globalove think tank.

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  2. So, are you going to tell us why you wrote to them??

    E.

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  3. Good day Sun shines!

    This is name-dropping of a high order, Matt. After a job?

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  4. Now, I didn't say I _wrote_ the letters did I?

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  5. What did you do? Send them your gas bill?

    E.

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  6. Gas bill to Phil. Leccy bill to Fern.

    I think I'll send phone bill to Eamonn Holmes (the obvious choice).

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  7. You said you weren't sure how that (ie posting the letters) happened. Were you in an ASC? Are you a somnambulist? If you weren't sure how it happened, how do you know how who the recipients were? Did you break into the box to check? I'm afraid we are getting more questions than answers here.

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  8. I think an ASC is the only explanation...

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  9. I think you posted them for someone else. Someone a lot younger maybe.
    Now you're down South you have to learn the language and not say "leccy"
    Leccy is a big no no word with posh folk!!

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  10. "Someone a lot younger maybe."

    Makes you sound like you've got one foot in the grave.

    Enn is right though, Matt, we just don't use words like 'leccy' down here. You must get rid of these bad habits you picked up if you want to fit in. It would not surprise me to discover you smoke roll-ups.

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  11. You keep saying 'leccy' Matt! And keep putting gravy on your chips too. These southern folk know nowt! ;o)

    E.

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  12. Enn: Right on one count but not on the other.

    By 'eck, 'appen it be! Or should I say Cor Blimey, stone the crows! The North-South divide is alive and well!

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  13. it sure is. Thing is, them down there think they're superior, whereas we up here KNOW we are.
    PS I hope you left your cloth cap and ferrets behind, and whatever you do, don't wear the clogs or refer to 'appenings up at 't' mill.
    You'll have the advantage over the southern jessies with yer leccie bill cos you're used to the cold and won't be avin yer eating on.
    re Fern and Phil - don't play with us - it does not become you.

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  15. I know that Fern replied.... psychic or what!

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  16. Okay...need to know now.Fess up Mr SP.

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  17. SP...ha ha..meant SJ.

    Not with it..cutting down on smoking...roll ups Tom and I live in the south.lol.

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  18. Do you have copy writer for so good articles? If so please give me contacts, because this really rocks! :)

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  19. Who would have thought that a five-line cryptic post would have generated so many responses? Clearly less is often definitely more.

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  20. Clearly but on the other hand I am fast losing the will to find out what happened!

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  21. enn, I gave up on that some time ago. We're probably part of some fiendish psychological experiment to see how long this will carry on as we all go round in circles wondering what the letters were all about and why they were mentioned in a blog post in the first place...

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  22. there is an experiment which involves posting letters to see if they arrive - think it's one of Dr Wiseman's 'are you lucky' thingummies. That's the first thing that came to mind

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  23. Whatever the obscure motive in the mind of the fiendish Dr Smith, it's probably time to move on to a new post please. PLEASE!

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  24. Let me enlighten you all and put you out of your misery...

    Matthew posted a letters for Rachel's mother asking Phil and Fern if they would attend a charity event she is organising. It is as simple as that; nothing sinister...

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  25. Phew...we can all breathe out now...thanks pogglet.

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