Alexei Sayle seems to be popping up here and there on the telly again, nearly 30 years after he surfaced as the first compere of the Comedy Store in London and became one of the leading lights of the 'alternative' comedy circuit. He's done a fair bit since then, including presenting a few TV series, writing a few novels, and pissing off the people of Liverpool.
All that aside, I still remember a couple of his one-liners that date from his TV series Stuff:
My ambition is to have more money than sense. I've got £8 so I'm half way there.